santa blues...
jingle bells, shotgun shells,
santa's got a gun,
he shot ms. claus on christmas eve,
and now he's on the run...
dashin' thru the sludge,
in a one horse open sleigh,
running from the law,
and full of coca cane;
he needs an aa meeting,
gonna get a padded cell,
if he doesn't get to re-hab soon,
he'll go straight to jail...
drugcourt blues, drugcourt blues,
santa's in the news,
hooked on nyquil yet again,
and wearing high heel shoes!
ROTF...
tlcoriginals...
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for anyone concerned...santa made it to rehab after an intervention, which included ms. claus...yes she is alive...bullit missed her, and she is attending alanon meetings; elfs are attending elfanon...the reideer are in drugcourt...there was that old charge of running over grandma...santa is learning to turn even xmas over to a higher power!
i am really silly...and it is fun! many blessings, star.
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